“I REALLY like cougars. do you actually have any tips for me in that area? There is an older woman on my art course (30 odd) and I want to prove to her I’m man enough for her."
Cougars require Marlon King levels of brazenness. True cougars are looking to get mashed out by younger men but they don’t wanna be seen as cradle snatchers so you gotta ball up on those bitches with the confidence and swagger of a man double your age. You can do this with combination of drugs, desperation and R.Kelly’s Greatest Hits. Real talk; the worst that could happen is you keep not fucking her. Head up player.
Boys, always taking internet beef 'totes' seriously,…
