A couple of weeks ago we did some sex tips from a female pornstar, Syra Sexton. But you only ever hear the woman’s point of view about sex, which is a bit one sided. Sex is supposed to be a two-way deal. Instead it’s always ‘clitoris this’, or ‘erogenous zone that’. Never ‘ram that in there’, or ‘stick how many fingers in that?’. So just what does go through a professional shagger’s head when he’s boning a nice bit of crumpet? We decided to ask Britain’s answer to Ron Jeremy, Ben Dover. If you haven’t heard of Ben before he’s kind of like a big Razzle who rogers very normal looking Essex birds and ‘posh tarts’ and things like that. It’s definitely more of a British thing than American, so you won’t find his stuff on pornhub (I just tried). Try here, at Television X instead…
What would be your ultimate tips for girls giving blowjobs?
At my age just getting a blowjob is a bonus! I’m certainly not going to queer the pitch by giving tips for fucks sake! I do like it when the young lady puts her tongue down the old ‘jap’s eye’, as I believe common people call it. I’m very fortunate as my girlfriend is an expert in that particular area! A girl who can ‘deep throat’ is also extra special and very pleasurable. Also lots of saliva and spitting on my cock works wonders for me!
What do you do to salvage a lost erection?
Just take a break. Perhaps a cup of tea and some biscuits. Jaffa cakes would usually be my biscuit of choice in that situation.
What do you do to keep the wolf from the door?
That is sometimes very difficult for me, especially as my girlfriend is hotter than the hottest hot thing on a hot weekend in July. I have to admit I’m often quite weak in that situation and I have to succumb to nature, take about a 45 minute break [more tea and Jaffa cakes] and come back for another go.
What’s the sexiest underwear (for girls)?
I’m a bit of a traditionalist, and I like sexy girly stuff, lace, satins, silks. The Ben Dover hotpants, available from www.ben-dover.biz [see what I did there. I wonder if they’ll notice] will make any girl look super sexy, and are guaranteed to get you chaps out there standing to attention when worn by your young lady!! In conjunction with gorgeous sexy underwear my girlfriend wears high heels in bed as well, which completes the look perfectly and is just Sooo Hot!
How do you talk girls into having threesomes? And what’s good etiquette when you get there – how do you make sure everyone gets attention?
I’m not sure I could handle a threesome at my age, and I don’t like sharing with another bloke; mainly because unless he’s a complete loser he’ll be better than me and show me up for the useless fraud I am! If it’s a two girl/me scenario, that’s not really my thing because I’m not into girls doing each other, and if I was busy attempting to pleasure one of the girls I’m not sure how the other one would occupy herself. Having said that I suppose she could always make a cup of tea and open a packet of Jaffa cakes for our mutual enjoyment!
Do you often give up trying to make the girl come?
I’ll normally give it two or three weeks, then I find I need a break. I’ve led quite a sheltered life and I’m still working on that particular sexual Holy Grail. If I’m in my favourite position, which is cowgirl, then it’s more achievable, but I’m not claiming to be an expert in that area. Most girls I’ve made come in my long and varied life have just come without me being aware that I’d done anything in particular to make it happen.
Do you have a fail safe sequence of events – oral then penetration etc. to make sure you come?
No, I like to let things take their natural course, but I do usually like to start off at the ‘downstairs buffet’. I like to stay down there for about two or three………….. days, and then see where it goes from there. I can’t remember ever having any difficulty coming, except once a couple of years ago when I was called on to do 3 scenes in one day. I did struggle with the ‘money shot’ for the 3rd scene to be honest, and it took a while, but I got there in the end. I was absolutely shattered afterwards, but after a cup of tea and a couple of Jaffa cakes I was fine.
Incidentally talking of the ‘Money Shot’, the extraordinarily stylish retro look Ben Dover ‘Money Shot’ T Shirts are available from
www.ben-dover.biz [They are so going to notice what I’m doing here!]
Have you got any awkward/embarrassing sex stories?
Oh Puhleeese! All stories involving me having sex are awkward or embarrassing! I’m 53 and look like a twat. Go figure!
Have you got any fetishes?
Sexy shoes and beautiful feet. Er,… that’ll be girl’s shoes and feet obviously! Not sure it’s a fetish though. Seems quite normal to me.
What was your greatest sexual experience? Why?
The first night I spent with my girlfriend, the last night I spent with my girlfriend, and all the nights I spent with my girlfriend in between the first night and the last night! Why? Go figure. Again!
What’s the sexiest role play scenario?
I like scenarios that develop naturally depending on what mood you’re both in.
What’s the best dirty talk?
As above! However, you can text and talk to 10 of our Ben Dover babes. Details on the website. [They’re bound to notice what I did this time!]
How do you make sex with a virgin good?
What kind of question is that? How can sex with a virgin ever not be good? Apart from finding yourself in bed with Katie ‘Jordan’ Price, and instead of shagging her you punch her in the face really hard whilst shouting “you fucking ugly talentless freak”, is that not the ultimate male fantasy?
I can’t speak for any virginal young ladies out there, and my memory’s not good enough to recount any personal experiences; it’s a long long time since anything like that happened to me!
How do you make anal sex romantic?
There is nothing ‘romantic’ about anal sex. End of! Why would you want to venture into the waste disposal facility when the playground is right next door?
Quite right. Anyway, I gather Ben has a range of merchandise you can buy, and tons of pornos you can buy too – try his website (NSFW). He’s also starring in his own Channel 4 TV show soon. Details to follow…
