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“How can I get my girl to let me put it in her butt? There’s so much proof (on the internet and even people saying its good) that it feels great but why doesn’t she believe any of it?”

Son…take a seat. What I’m about to tell you might just change your life: Anal sex is mad over-rated. I love booty as much as the next man but I’m from the Beenie Man school of thought. You are going to get shit on your dick. Unless your girl’s just had an enema, your helmet is going to get little gritty pieces of shit on it. Not cool. If you really must then just I suggest doing poppers with the bitch first, get that shit loose, get your finger up there and do a smell test and go from there depending on the results.
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