Lesley Arfin

Writer, author, blogger, girlfriend, control freak, lazy, funny, tired.

http://cafeconlesley.blogspot.com

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Self inflicted injuries i could have done without

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The never ending slumber party

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Obesity & speed=yum!

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Everybody wants some! teen movie: better off dead

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I broke up with my boyfriend

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Fun? regression? social suicide?

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Love, loyalty, and polo gear

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They were the youth gone wild

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The day the music died

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Face tats? yes please!

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