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Tame impala “chill the fuck out”

Posted on on 28/04/09 by Billie JD Porter
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Tame Impala started as a solo recording project by lead singer, Kev. ‘When I was in ninth grade I would record cassettes with all the different parts to a song I had written and narrate it, like, ‘here’s the chorus guys!’ then sneak them to Dom at lunch time. We’re all members of different bands back in Perth; I play in a couple of others, but when we got signed Tame Impala become our main focus. Before I would just ask the guys to play along to a song I’d written and now it’s a big project. Tame Impala is my baby, I’m just letting these guys suckle on my teet’.

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Magic dick spray

Posted on on 20/04/09 by Billie JD Porter
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In Something About Mary they recommend jerking off before a big date. In Skins, Anwar recites Hugh Grant movies in order of their release dates (he never makes it to About A Boy). Last week my brother told me he imagines our uncle with a ladle, dolloping grey sloppy porridge all over his hairy chest. There are a thousand techniques for dealing with premature ejaculation and most of them don’t work.

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Girls in their ex’s clothes

Posted on on 31/03/09 by Billie JD Porter
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Billie Porter and Duncan Johnson meet the girls who’ve let go of everything except their old fling’s boxers.

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Prince harry is racist

Posted on on 30/03/09 by Billie JD Porter

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I f**ked your grandaughter

Posted on on 30/03/09 by Billie JD Porter

The internet has got itself in a right tizz about Jonathon Ross’ naughty phonecall. Billie Porter finds out what the video bloggers think about the attacks on Sachs.

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