Posts by Billie JD Porter

Tame Impala started as a solo recording project by lead singer, Kev. ‘When I was in ninth grade I would record cassettes with all the different parts to a song I had written and narrate it, like, ‘here’s the chorus guys!’ then sneak them to Dom at lunch time. We’re all members of different bands back in Perth; I play in a couple of others, but when we got signed Tame Impala become our main focus. Before I would just ask the guys to play along to a song I’d written and now it’s a big project. Tame Impala is my baby, I’m just letting these guys suckle on my teet’.

In Something About Mary they recommend jerking off before a big date. In Skins, Anwar recites Hugh Grant movies in order of their release dates (he never makes it to About A Boy). Last week my brother told me he imagines our uncle with a ladle, dolloping grey sloppy porridge all over his hairy chest. There are a thousand techniques for dealing with premature ejaculation and most of them don’t work.

Billie Porter and Duncan Johnson meet the girls who’ve let go of everything except their old fling’s boxers.

Billie JD gives

The internet has got itself in a right tizz about Jonathon Ross’ naughty phonecall. Billie Porter finds out what the video bloggers think about the attacks on Sachs.