Meet Phil. I recently met Phil at a party. He was shifting about and kept touching his crotch. I asked what was up. He said he’d recently shaved his pubes and the itch just wouldn’t go away. A friend of his jumped in and admitted that he had copied Phil’s idea when he was drunk. His bald pubes were itching too. We all changed the subject. I e-mailed Phil the next day to satisfy my own curiosity:
Ok, so I heard you shaved your balls?
Strictly speaking I had the top of my pubic area shaved, by someone else. My girlfriend.
How did it feel?
Amazing. Clean and smooth and sexy as hell. Until the next morning when I realised I had the worst case of nappy rash known to anyone over the age of three months.
Where did you end and what does it look like on the perimeter?
I stopped at the top of my scrotum, but the bits on the side, kinda on the underside of my penis were bushy wiry tufts – kinda like Krusty the Klown’s hair, but not green. They had to go.
Why did you do it?
I did it for the LoLz.
Where were you?
I was in France, it was hot there, and not having pubes is a lot cooler and breezier. Yeah, breezier. We went to a nudist beach one day, and I realised that my bald, nappy rash-having dick would probably be slightly embarrassing, so I didn’t get it out.
Did you do anything to celebrate?
Yeah, applied ointment.
How would you describe how it feels now?
Like itchy sandpaper. Also, the skin down there is not like any other on my body, it is a strange place. It is kinda clammy, almost like how a freshly razor shaved head feels. Peculiar.
Would you do it recommend it / do it again?
I don’t think I would do it again, but I would recommend it.
At first when I spoke to people about it, it told them not to do it, but I have changed my mind now. DO IT!
Any tips to achieve the best results?
Don’t let all the shaved off pubes go down the plug hole in the shower, it will block it up in one second. And don’t shave against the direction of the hair, it sucks.
Anything else to add?
Not really.
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