"I need you to clear something up for me: what's hotter - girls that act like they don't care if you die, or girls who bring you cakes and occasionally call you when they're drunk and shit?"
Despite what you may have read in Glamour magazine in ‘WHAT MEN REALLY THINK LOL’ themed articles, men don’t love the thrill of the chase at all. Do women seriously believe men think the best part about hooking up with chicks is having to feign interest in your inane bullshit? And one more thing, can women stop bitching about other bitches to us, we seriously don’t give a fuck and despite what comes out of our lying lowlife mouths we do actually think she’s better looking than you but she’s too hot for us to even contemplate fucking so we’re talking to your busted ass instead. Anyway, no one can hate on cakes, cakes are fucking awesome. Always go with cakes.
